nippled:
*tries to tell a joke* *gets nervous halfway through the joke* *starts rapping*
not-photogenic:
title of my autobiography: sorry
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10 yr old me:
omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
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current me:
spills cereal on self
condorn:
drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems